I solve practical problems
|"I am a song
In an unusual key"
|riker:||perhaps the real monster is... humanity|
|picard:||perhaps the real monster is blah bluh blah pppppppth [hurls a water bottle at riker's head]|
|star trek the next generation theme music:||[blaring horns]|
|Me:||Sid, are you behaving?|
|Me:||I will take that as a no.|